Revenge Ideas

I found out my boyfriend was cheating at work. We worked for the same company in different departments. I worked the night shift.

I took deer urine soaked in cotton balls and placed them in his locker after I used a bolt cutter and took the lock off then replaced it with an identical one the next morning when he showed up for work he had to get someone to cut his lock off and when he opened his locker well they had to send everyone in that department home because of the smell and he got suspended for a month.

Image by Tati Halabi from Pixabay

Take a “spicy pic” from Google Photos and order it on a large canvas sent to your exes home and their job.

Long ago an ex-boyfriend walked into my condo unannounced and refused to leave.

He stated he would leave at his leisure, and I believe short stature told him that he would leave now!

He poured his beverage on my carpet, and this is when I got the fire extinguisher from under the kitchen sink and blasted his ass out of my place, it worked beautifully as he was stunned

By Donna

I don’t hold grudges, as it’s not healthy; however, as a lifetime prankster, I can’t resist a little petty revenge pranks for fun. 😉 I just simply enjoy making mischief, even when not warranted, especially on family and friends. For example, when my daughter was finally moving out after college, she kept bringing me her dirty laundry. I told her to do it herself, but she always had an excuse. So I decided to have some fun and turn the washer onto HOT. Then I dried her clothes on HIGH for a loooonnng time. Giggle. Her size 6 blouses fit like size 2’s. lololol. It was hilarious when she tried them on. 😉 She ended up taking half of my clothes. Lol We wear the same size in clothes and shoes. So all is good.

Another time when I was a teenager, my godmother Beverly would not let me drive her sacred, sexy, red 1969 Galaxy convertible to the prom. I was furious, as she shared her clothes and shoes with me all of my life. We were very close. This called for a little petty revenge on my lovely godmother. I remember Beverly mentioning on summer day as we were hanging out by her pool that she just purchased her first set of radials for the Galaxy. And they were very expensive, as it was the mid-1970’s. My sophomoric mind sizzled with delight, and my hazel eyes winkled at the thoughts of the Galaxy sitting on four flat tires. The next Monday morning, Beverly walked out for work in her skirt and stilettos only to find her sacred ride sitting on its rims. What makes the deed better is that I was wearing Beverly’s favorite blouse, her favorite jeans that I turned into cut-offs and her favorite sneakers without socks. Giggle. I owned her. lol.

Thanks,

Debbie

Mormon Temple: Image by Fuji Nakama from Pixabay

My step-sister is horribly transphobic homophobic and generally an all-around terrible person calling me on the telephone calling me horrible names and just all around making my life a living hell so I managed to get her phone number and address from relatives and started leaving her phone number on bathroom walls signing her up for the Jehovah’s Witnesses and Mormons to show up and shipping hilarious packages to her.

By Maxine

This is for the kids.

If somebody messes up your computer, mess up their computer

by:

turning the brightness down [ctrl shift qq].

I plan to do this on Levi, cuz he messed up my driftboss when I had all the powerups! 😒

Take a dead mouse and while she’s in the bathroom hide it in her bag, that way when she gets home and takes the stuff out of her bag she’ll find the dead mouse and hopefully scream in disgust.

I’m in 8th grade, soon to be 14 years old, the bitch I’m targeting kicked me out of my own friend group leaving me with zero friends but one-fifth grader that I now hang with a lot.

This is just an idea, but I really hope I can do it. The photo is what my cats do to mice when they find them!

Just try to sneak into their school bag and put in a load of insects, preferably ones that like to eat books and school work!

By Lily

Call the person who did you wrong with a masked number and flush the toilet and then hang up. You’ll feel better!

By Christian

Put bugs in your sister’s hair gel.
Give your dog her homework so that he can rip their homework to rubbish if you don’t have a dog then burn their homework.
Tell bad things about your siblings to their friends.

By Aari Ellanki