Free Revenge Ideas

Welcome to the free revenge ideas page

Please be warned that revenge can be a dangerous game to play. It is often best if you can simply avoid it altogether.

But that said, a little revenge can often make you feel much better – the trick is not to take it too far and once you have gotten even to quickly get over whatever had upset you and get back on with your life.

WHY MIGHT YOU WANT TO TAKE REVENGE?

Maybe someone did you wrong and you now want to make them suffer so that you can have a laugh about it.
You think the person with whom you’re having a problem has wronged you, and it’s time to bring the bad apple back to the orchard.
Someone has offended you in a way that is too extreme to overlook. This can include being disrespectful, lying, or cheating. When this person comes into your view, you are determined to do something to make her or him pay.

REVENGE PLOTS

The best revenge plots tend to spring out of your own imagination. If someone has upset you then there’s usually a revenge idea simmering somewhere in your mind.

When you are plotting, there’s a lot of emotion and emotion usually translates into passion, which can turn into action. So when you are planning a revenge plot, remember that passion can inspire you to do things you may not have thought about before.

However, just in case nothing right now is springing to mind then below are some ideas for revenge, some of which have been taken from famous real revenge events.

Please note: these ideas are for information only purposes and we do not support or promote anyone actively using them for revenge. As previously mentioned we believe the best course of action is to avoid any form of revenge.

FREE REVENGE IDEAS

Create a web site or publish a book belittling your target. This was successfully done by con artist Bernie Madoff’s alleged mistress who wrote a book describing Madoff as being particularly small in a certain region of his anatomy. Not only was her tell-tale book a classic, but it was also a clever act of revenge too.
Sell your targets prized car or other possession on eBay for a couple of dollars.
Put up posters or pay for an advertisement that highlights your targets wrongdoings.
Send out fake baby shower invitations
By some fresh fish from your local fishmonger and hide it in your targets car or home, try to put it somewhere where they will have trouble finding it.
Create a funny video of your target and place it on youtube. Tell all and see if you can get some viral revenge.
Make a music mix. Send it to your target as a gift prior to a long road trip. Instead of your targets favourite tracks just have a load of police sirens.
Let your ex-boyfriend, ex-girlfriend or ex-spouse know exactly how un-special they are by sending them some dead flowers
Make a dissolving bikini for your female target!

REVENGE IDEAS AROUND THE HOME

Turn of the hot water in their house.
Leave opened chocolate bars near or on the heating vents or radiators.
Release a load of ants, cockroaches or other insects into your targets house.

Carefully place pepper, flour or salt on to the top of ceiling fans.
Replace bottles of vodka, gin or any other clear spirits with water.

vodka

Hide raw eggs around your targets house.

eggs

Hide all of the toilet paper.

toilet paper

Place beef or chicken stock cubes in the shower head.
Cut the elastic waistbands of your targets underwear.
Put itching powder inside your targets underwear.
boxer shorts

boxer shorts

Mix a hair removal product or liquid glue into your targets styling gel.
Replace the salt pot with sugar.
Add blended dog food to shower gel.

dog food

If your girlfriend has dumped you then sneak into her house and tighten the lid on every jar you find in the cupboard.
Use super glue to:
- Leave your targets heating set permanently on high
- To glue doors so that they are permanently closed
- Make light bulbs non-removable
- Keep phones permanently attached to their cradles
- Glue the toilet seat shut – this can be incredibly useful if you can also get your target to consume some laxatives.
Put habanero sauce in their shampoo and body wash bottles. Burn, baby burn.
If your partner has cheated on you, offer to take them to an expensive restaurant. Make sure they leave their wallet or purse at home. Tell them the meal is all on you. Order the most expensive things you can on the menu and then let them know you have to visit the restroom (washroom/toilet, etc depending on geographic location). Make a sharp exit without letting them know, leaving them responsible for the meal bill without any means of paying – other than except possibly offering to do the dishes!

And just to reiterate the earlier points in this article… If at all possible your best option is to avoid revenge, try and get over whatever it was and continue with your life as positively as you can. Never give someone else the satisfaction of watching you suffer. Good luck whatever your choice of action.

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Your Revenge Ideas

Magazine Subscriptions

My ex-wife’s attorney was such a prick. I worked next to Barnes and Noble, so I went in about once a week and grab one or two of every “free” magazine subscription card. Over the course of a year, I dropped anywhere from 10-15 subscription cards in the mail each week. I wrote with my […]

Fake Crying

If your target does anything to you, try to start fake crying this will make people feel bad for you.Turning them against your target.By Jordan

What To Do If A Coworker Gets You Fired!

Purchase or borrow a gas maskFind some roadkill (preferably a skunk)Toss said roadkill on coworkers’ house roof ….. about every 2 weeks.ENJOY

Hide Their Keys

By HannahA great revenge idea is to hide all of the keys of the person you want to take revenge on.This could be the keys to their car, their house keys, or maybe even the keys to their safe.Don’t make them too easy to locate. This should really frustrate and enrage them.

Place A Curse With A Chinese Urn!

If you are hurt by other people and there is nothing you can do about it, try this method. In China, urns and coffins are not only used for the burial of the dead, but also for other purposes. The ancient Chinese documents “Book of Changes” and “Luban Book” record the methods for other uses […]

Epoxy Resin In Car Locks and Other Revenge Ideas!

I had a number of revenge ideas submitted by Faith Stockwell including…Adding Epoxy resin to your targets car lockPutting crushed up sweets e.g. Jolly Rancher (US) into your targets shower headPutting insulation between your targets bedsheets.And adding lubricant to the shoes of your target

Melted Candy!

Put chocolate bars, crayons, AND other sugary candies (gummy bears ?) in the dryer with the victim’s clothes.Also Melted Candy all over Carpets. Crayons. LOTS OF THEM in victims microwave set the microwave to the highest setting for at least a half-hour or so, then leave the area immediately. Rubber bands in the microwave, Durian […]

Creepy Crawlies Revenge

Take a box of something your victim likes (Candy, pokemon cards, etc..) Pierce small air holes and fill it with bugs. Leave it, on their Birthday, on the doormat, with a happy Birthday card. Ring, then leave so they don’t know it’s you… Then, when they take it inside to open it and they open […]

Put A Computer Virus On Your Targets Laptop or PC

This idea was sent to me by someone who calls him or herself Master Of Revenge, and I must admit, it’s an excellent revenge idea. However, I’m not going to publish the full details that were sent to me, which I believe included a link to an actual computer virus! Basically, the idea is that […]

My Sweet Revenge To My Ex-Boyfriend

Well, my ex-boyfriend was too much of an $@£@$# for me so one day I went to his car and put an apple in his car so that it wouldn’t start so he had to stay where he was for over 5 hours. by Nonjabulo(USA) Return To Revenge Ideas

Modern Day Bathroom Wall

I once got even with someone by posting his name and phone number on a gay dating website. The message said, “call anytime and give a graphic description of what you would like to do to me”. He got so many offers and explicit messages on his voicemail that he finally had to have his […]

Make Them The Fool Of The School

Have a good think before you do this… What did your target do to you? Is revenge really necessary? Ok now we have that thought over and you’ve decided that revenge really is necessary then what you need to do is collect as many of your targets personal belongings as you can (If you know […]

HR Fired

Our H.R. director was a horny old man who genuinely pissed me off. So I sent him a subscription to Playboy magazine addressed to his office. Knowing he had been in trouble for sexual harassment on the job and that he couldn’t keep his nasty fingers off the magazines. He was caught with them in […]

How To Get Sweet Revenge!

I’ve never done this but it will work. Step 1. Tell your target to go get food, drinks, etc. or anything to get them out of the house for a while.Step 2. After they leave, get a bucket and fill it with cold water.Step 3. Open their bedroom door a crack about 3 inches open.Step […]

How Did She Get Through My Bullsh*t Detector?

I perform a comedy cabaret act which has never made me more than a fraction of a living. I started dating a workmate a few years ago who claimed to have been an actress and TV and radio presenter for 20 years with a wealth of experience and contacts in the entertainment industry and she […]

Smelly Wall

Punch a hole in the wall of your victims home behind where a picture usually hangs. Make sure it’s a plasterboard wall otherwise you could quite seriously hurt yourself!Purchase a fish from your local supermarket or fishmonger.Place the fish in the wall and then rehang the picture!

Poison Ivy

by: Anonymous I had a dispute with a roommate in college. Wearing disposable gloves, I collected some poison ivy leaves, put them in a coffee can and took them back to the house. When he wasn’t there I put on another set of gloves and rubbed the leaves on the toilet seat. I don’t know […]

Exacting Revenge

by Brad (Reese) How’s this grab yeah I had my ex picked up the local police department three weeks after we broke up.All was quiet; she was down at her favorite bar in town celebrating her Birthday with friends when at 10:30 cops roll in the back door and arrest her for violation of […]