Our H.R. director was a horny old man who genuinely pissed me off. So I sent him a subscription to Playboy magazine addressed to his office. Knowing he had been in trouble for sexual harassment on the job and that he couldn’t keep his nasty fingers off the magazines.
He was caught with them in his desk drawer by the assistant female HR, and that’s all it took. FIRED!!! As he was leaving I smiled and said ‘We sure will miss you!”